50 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE AN "ASIAN"

Haha.. something i found in my junk mail.. interesting.... there's more but this is it for the moment.. don't want throw in so much at once ....

50 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE AN "ASIAN" (*The NEW List from the 1st to 1.5 Generation Perspective*)
1. You were/are a good student with very high GPAs. - what's GPA? blehhh.. i'm a bad student anyway....
2. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance. - not yet go uni.. but i probably be a medical researcher or something.. so yea....
3. You have more than one-college degree, especially more than one Master's. - nope
4. If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano. - i am musically retarded
5. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table. - there's no cloth on the kitchen table
6. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. -huh? what? cannot cover stove with aluminium foil.. it will set fire
7. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it. - yea.. most probably
8. You beat eggs with chopsticks. - i use fork coz my mom uses fork
9. You always leave outdoor shoes at the door. - yahhh.. too lazy to bring them in
10. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. - what the? dishwasher is to WASH DISHES larr..
11. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. -yea... my mom does that...
12. You boil water before drinking. - no.. water here is clean.... only when making hot drinks then boil lar...
13. You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean. no.. only eat breakfast in kitchen ....
14. You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods. - yeaa... but only use it when baking...
15. You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage. - yah!! recycle marrr
16. You have a rice cooker. - doh!!!?!!
17. You're a wok user. - sometimes my mom uses to wok to cook curry... can cook more =)
18. You fight over who pays the dinner bill. - yea.. my parents does that
19. You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it. - am i suppose to wash it? woops!!!
20. You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup. - no.. it's rude!!
21. You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned. -don't u damage the clothes if u don't dry clean it and hand wash it?
22. You iron your own shirts. -haha! no... my shirts are never ironed... only in msia coz of the maids...
23. You like congee with thousand year old eggs. -yuck!!
24. You always cook yourself, even if you hate it. - haha! no.. i let my mum do the cooking
25. You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full. - yea.. my parents do that....
26. You keep most of your money in a savings account. - yahhh
27. You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off. - i don't buy xmas cards
28. When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water. -no! so cold.. siao!!!
29. You hate to waste food:
a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. - depends whether the food is nice or not
b) You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing. nahh.. too litle to be kept...
30. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars. -nahh.. i do have real tupperware to microwave...
32. When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them. - wahlau! not till 100 rolls lar....
33. You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you take every time you stay in a hotel. -nope.. the shampoo sucks and the conditioner doesn't condition the hair.. lolx!!
34. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's. - huh? wat does this mean?
35. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). - yupzz!!
36. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table. - no way!!!
37. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. -yahh!! lolx!!!now he wants to teach me!
38. When you go to a dance party, there is a bunch of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool. - nope... don't remember seeing such bunch
39. Your house/apt. is always cold in winter, and hot in summer. -true
40. Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Price Club, or Shoppers Food Warehouse regardless how far it is, even if Safeway is next door. - think this applies to ppl in the states... lolx! i dno where this places are....
41. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling Directory Assistance costs 50 cents. - never ever look up the phone book.. too much hassle.. i would just call other ppl to give me the numbers....
42. You only make long distance calls after 11pm or during weekends. - nahh.. we hv Skype.. can call anytime..but yea.. if don't have skype, thenw ill wait till off-peak then only make phone calls...
43. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached. - no, it is disgusting!
44. You never call your parents just to say hi. -i live with my parents still.. but if i don't live with them.. yea.. i wld never call them just to say Hi.. i would call them for money... heeeheeee
45. You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS! - of course not!
46. You use a colored face cloth every morning. - i don't even use face cloth
47. You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places. -so true!!!
48. You've joined a CD club at least once. -no.. i dno what that is....
49. You never discuss your love life with your parents. - yea... lolx!!

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST: 50. You take this message and forward it to all your Asian friends . - No, i put it up on a blog to bore all of you!